Robot Loves Zombie's definitions

Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

Different Strokes Syndrome

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.

1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.

by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010

Madrox Enigma

A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:

If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.

2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009

Mobbin' Squinchy

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.

See also, Rollin' Squinchy.

"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009