Robot Loves Zombie's definitions

Bonerqueasy

The tingling sensation in the abdomen which accompanies an erection born of deep desire and lust.

I got all bonerqueasy as soon as I saw that her robot collection was bigger than mine.

by Robot Loves Zombie July 9, 2014

Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009

Different Strokes Syndrome

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.

1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.

by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010

ennuikend

A scenario in which a person should be excited for the weekend but is not. This usually carries throughout the weekend, resulting in a really boring, listless and ultimately pointless two days off.

I ate my shredded wheat with Future Spoon, had a cup of coffee, watched a couple Hobo With a Shotgun trailers and heard The Final Countdown on the way to work today. Still not feeling it. I guess it's going to be an ennuikend.

by Robot Loves Zombie April 26, 2011