Robot Loves Zombie's definitions

Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

ennuikend

A scenario in which a person should be excited for the weekend but is not. This usually carries throughout the weekend, resulting in a really boring, listless and ultimately pointless two days off.

I ate my shredded wheat with Future Spoon, had a cup of coffee, watched a couple Hobo With a Shotgun trailers and heard The Final Countdown on the way to work today. Still not feeling it. I guess it's going to be an ennuikend.

by Robot Loves Zombie April 26, 2011

Mobbin' Squinchy

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.

See also, Rollin' Squinchy.

"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

motorscrote

The act of pushing one's face between the space where testicles meet scrotum and swinging one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brbrbr" sound.

I knew it was true love when he gave me a motorscrote. The top of my balls are still numb!

by Robot Loves Zombie December 18, 2015