Robot Loves Zombie's definitions

ennuikend

A scenario in which a person should be excited for the weekend but is not. This usually carries throughout the weekend, resulting in a really boring, listless and ultimately pointless two days off.

I ate my shredded wheat with Future Spoon, had a cup of coffee, watched a couple Hobo With a Shotgun trailers and heard The Final Countdown on the way to work today. Still not feeling it. I guess it's going to be an ennuikend.

by Robot Loves Zombie April 26, 2011

Different Strokes Syndrome

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.

1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.

by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010

Bonerqueasy

The tingling sensation in the abdomen which accompanies an erection born of deep desire and lust.

I got all bonerqueasy as soon as I saw that her robot collection was bigger than mine.

by Robot Loves Zombie July 9, 2014

motorscrote

The act of pushing one's face between the space where testicles meet scrotum and swinging one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brbrbr" sound.

I knew it was true love when he gave me a motorscrote. The top of my balls are still numb!

by Robot Loves Zombie December 18, 2015