Robot Loves Zombie's definitions

Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

Snackwell Fallacy

Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.

I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.

You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.

by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010

Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009

Madrox Enigma

A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:

If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.

2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009