Different Strokes Syndrome

A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.
1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.

2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
by Robot Loves Zombie May 13, 2010
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Rock Schlappy

1. To do something with maximum effort and intensity.
"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"

"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"

"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."

"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009
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Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 30, 2009
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Mobbin' Squinchy

1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.

See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009
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