Robot Loves Zombie's definitions

Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.

1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009

Bonerqueasy

The tingling sensation in the abdomen which accompanies an erection born of deep desire and lust.

I got all bonerqueasy as soon as I saw that her robot collection was bigger than mine.

by Robot Loves Zombie July 9, 2014

Rollin' Squinchy

1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.

"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."

"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009