1. Having any combination of bodily byproducts in one's pants yet doing nothing about it.
"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."
"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
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1. To do something with maximum effort and intensity.
"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"
"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"
"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."
"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
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1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.
See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."
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The act of pushing one's face between the space where testicles meet scrotum and swinging one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brbrbr" sound.
I knew it was true love when he gave me a motorscrote. The top of my balls are still numb!
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