Robot Loves Zombie's definitions

Bonerqueasy

The tingling sensation in the abdomen which accompanies an erection born of deep desire and lust.

I got all bonerqueasy as soon as I saw that her robot collection was bigger than mine.

by Robot Loves Zombie July 9, 2014

Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

Rock Schlappy

1. To do something with maximum effort and intensity.

"Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"

"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"

"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."

"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."

by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009

motorscrote

The act of pushing one's face between the space where testicles meet scrotum and swinging one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brbrbr" sound.

I knew it was true love when he gave me a motorscrote. The top of my balls are still numb!

by Robot Loves Zombie December 18, 2015