11 definitions by Robot Loves Zombie
A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 30, 2009
by Robot Loves Zombie July 9, 2014
"I sharted in the staff meeting but my wife has the car so I'm rollin' squinchy until lunch."
"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
"You made me pee a little bit when you told me you were a man. I'm too lazy to go home for a pee spot, I'll just roll squinchy until it dries."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009
Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:
If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 30, 2009
The act of pushing one's face between the space where testicles meet scrotum and swinging one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brbrbr" sound.
by Robot Loves Zombie October 23, 2015
One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."
by Robot Loves Zombie November 25, 2009
1. To roll squinchy with a group of people who are also rollin' squinchy.
See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
See also, Rollin' Squinchy.
"We should have known better than to eat sushi from a gas station. 30 minutes later all five of us were in the middle of nowhere mobbin' squinchy."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 15, 2009