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One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."
by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009
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If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009
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Get the Bonerqueasy mug.Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.
You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010
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1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010
Get the Different Strokes Syndrome mug."Come on, bro! Two more bench presses and you're done. Rock that shit Schlappy, mother fucker!!"
"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"
"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."
"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
"Don't you dare come yet! Rock Schlappy or get off me and mow the fucking lawn!!"
"Ondine nearly beat me at Scrabble but I Rocked it Schlappy with 'indigent' on a triple word score."
"How was my presentation at work? I'll tell you how it went: I Rocked it so Schlappy that I actually made the sexy with my boss right there on the conference table."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 17, 2009
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If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009
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