Definitions by Robot Loves Zombie
motorscrote
The act of pushing one's face between the space where testicles meet scrotum and swinging one's head from side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brbrbr" sound.
motorscrote by Robot Loves Zombie December 18, 2015
Bonerqueasy
Bonerqueasy by Robot Loves Zombie July 9, 2014
ennuikend
A scenario in which a person should be excited for the weekend but is not. This usually carries throughout the weekend, resulting in a really boring, listless and ultimately pointless two days off.
I ate my shredded wheat with Future Spoon, had a cup of coffee, watched a couple Hobo With a Shotgun trailers and heard The Final Countdown on the way to work today. Still not feeling it. I guess it's going to be an ennuikend.
ennuikend by Robot Loves Zombie April 26, 2011
Different Strokes Syndrome
A book, television show or movie which seemed to be awesome when seen as a child but turn out to be unbearably shitty as an adult.
1. I tried to watch Voltron the other day. What a terrible show! I can't believe we watched that shit back in the day. Talk about Different Strokes Syndrome.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
2. Jonathan Livingston Seagull gave me a total "I'm special" hard-on when I was 13. Due to Different Strokes Syndrome, I couldn't make it through the first chapter as an adult.
Different Strokes Syndrome by Robot Loves Zombie May 14, 2010
Snackwell Fallacy
Eating massive servings of foods which are low-fat, low-sodium or low-cholesterol under the mistaken impression that you are making a healthy choice. Instigated initially in the late 1990s with the Snackwell line of low-fat cookies.
I just ate an entire pallet of reduced sodium Lays potato chips. So you know, my diet is still unbroken.
You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
You just got chumped by the Snackwell Fallacy, dumb ass.
Snackwell Fallacy by Robot Loves Zombie April 12, 2010
Drunkard's Dozen
One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.
"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."
Drunkard's Dozen by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009
Madrox Enigma
A Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the subject is asked the following:
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
If you had the powers of Jamie Madrox, a.k.a. Multiple Man, would you fuck yourself? Subquestion: Would it be gay or masturbating?
The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. I thought I really had something with Sarah but she totally failed the Madrox Enigma.
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
2. "Did you get the job?"
"Damn skippy. I knew once they asked me to address the Madrox Enigma I was golden."
Madrox Enigma by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009