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2 definitions by Robopath

 
1.
Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
by robopath January 25, 2008
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2.
Jail term for being allowed yard, or free time outdoors. This term can be used in reference to a wife or girlfriend allowing their male to partake in guys night or any other non-female-inclusive free time.
"Dude, did your old lady give you a yard pass to come bowling?"

or

"I got a Yard Pass from the ball and chain to go to the titty bar tonight!"
by Robopath December 26, 2005
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