Definitions by Robopath
dickton
Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
Yard Pass
Jail term for being allowed yard, or free time outdoors. This term can be used in reference to a wife or girlfriend allowing their male to partake in guys night or any other non-female-inclusive free time.
"Dude, did your old lady give you a yard pass to come bowling?"
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"I got a Yard Pass from the ball and chain to go to the titty bar tonight!"
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"I got a Yard Pass from the ball and chain to go to the titty bar tonight!"