5 definitions by Robin Hoodlum

A scale used to assign a “value” to someone’s trashiness.
So, just how trashy was that chick you banged last night? Like where was she on the Kartrashian scale between Kendall and Bruce?
by Robin Hoodlum September 15, 2018
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A person caught on the cusp between generation X and the millennials, who can’t accept that they are in fact a millennial.
It’s like she has to drop all these 80’s references because she’s afraid to be found out as a millennial. What an excennial!
by Robin Hoodlum January 19, 2020
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A label used to describe someone super trashy, because “train wreck” is played out. See also Kartrashian Scale.
Seriously, what’s with that family? Did you see the trailer fire that Rob Kardashian married?!
by Robin Hoodlum September 15, 2018
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A subject of conversation that causes intense and immediate anger (ie. Religion, Politics, Covid 19, etc), much like biting into a hot pocket. Also a play on “hot button topic”.
“Wearing a mask interferes with my freedoms and…”

“Whoa Keith, that’s a Hot Pocket Topic! Nobody bites, nobody gets burned. Let’s not go there.”
by Robin Hoodlum October 30, 2021
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When you take a huge dump at someone else’s house and you ensure it goes down after your flush, following up by politely spraying air freshener and closing the door to prevent the spread of your shit stink.
After I dropped a huge deuce at Kristi’s house, I did my doo-doo diligence and tried to mask the stench.
by Robin Hoodlum July 1, 2018
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