3 definitions by Robert Graysmith

Enrique's Mole

A sloppy circular shaped speck of shit plastered to the inside of the bowl given it's name due to its often striking resemblance to the mole that used to grace the right side of Spanish Pop singer Enrique Iglesias' face. (Too bad he got it removed). A man entering a bathroom to find an Enrique's mole down the toilet will often try to remove it from the bowl by directing his stream of piss at it.

Johnny - "Dude there's a piece of shit glued to the bowl in here that looks like Enrique's mole"

Richard - "Try and piss it off man!"

by Robert Graysmith August 22, 2007

Stonk

A word that used to mean a Comic Relief dance and for some reason now means an erection.

Robert - "Check it out Mike has a stonk on!"

by Robert Graysmith August 22, 2007

My Chemical Romance

A book I wrote about how I made love to an oxygen particle

"Have you read my new book, My Chemical Romance?"

by Robert Graysmith August 22, 2007