33 definitions by Robert E. Porter
1. (n.) any sexual accessory or device that closely mimicks the shape of a nice hard cock.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
2. (n.) a child or adult who is unwittingly stupid, i.e. a moron or idiot
See also dildo and butt plug.
1. "I want you to ram that fucktool right up my pussy NOW, David! Oh, huhuhuhu!!!"
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
2. "I told you not to answer the door after ten o'clock you little fucktool!
by Robert E. Porter July 12, 2007
by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006
by Robert E. Porter January 9, 2006
(n. slang) a heterosexual woman or homosexual man that indulges in the art of fellatio. The term is primarily applied to male twink homos.
Ever since the age of four, Anthony was the consummate peter eater... he went down on Beau every day of his life.
by Robert E. Porter July 16, 2007
(n.) An employee of the sidewalks, a male or female prostitute that primarily works the streets, providing low-budget sexual services to new and existing johns. These women are only interested in volume vs. quality, and earn an average of about $1,500 per day when not incarcerated. All street whores are generally stupid and many are former physicians, bankers, lawyers, and mortgage brokers.
See also gutterslut.
See also gutterslut.
by Robert E. Porter July 10, 2007
by Robert E. Porter August 24, 2007
1. (n.) Inflammation of the vulva.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
2. (n.) A yeast infection that results in a build-up of Vulveeta.
by Robert E. Porter July 12, 2007