To have oral sex with a woman. Also known as cunnilingus. The eater can be either male or female, but the eatee must be a female, or some other cunted creature. Eating the pussy may involve licking, sucking, blowing, kissing or other similar action to the labia minora and clitoris. This activity could preceed or follow normal dick-to-twat action.
I called Duane, but he was busy eating pussy and said he'd call back later.
(1) A very popular pasttime - eating pussy.
(2) (gerund) To be in a state of giving a woman oral sex.
"Forget the bar scene," Julie said. "Let's go to my place for some muffdiving."
A nonsense game referring to heavy-action French kissing and deep tonguing.
Mary and John were in the pool playing tonsil hockey.
1. A sexual device that is inserted into the rectum and held there by its conical shape. Supposedly to apply pressure to the prostate gland, resulting in more powerful orgasms.
2. A stupid individual, a dolt, a dumbass motherfucker
You no good son of a bitch, you're nothing but a fucking butt plug!
(slang) To perform cunnilingus on or to have coitus with a woman.
I bought her a drink, and she said "Let's go to my place and you can muffdive me all night long."
(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.
You mean that bitch is only 23, and the guy she married was 75 years old? Man, she did the Anna Nicole on that poor old bastard.
(n) Inflamation of the cunt
My doctor took one look at my crotch and said, "Yep. You've got cuntitis, sweetheart."