Robert Akins's definitions
Created after a long night of heavy drinking, to put it simply; The Omegabet is the prodigal successor of the Alphabet. It is the sequel.
The Omegabet will be introduced sometime in the distant future - near the last days of the huamn race. However, the theory itself is sound and supported by both the Quantum Singularity and EPR Paradox theories.
To draw an analogy: The original alphabet, composed of the letters A through Z, run in a straight line. A as the starting point, Z as the end. There is nothing beyond that. (Symbols such as apostrophes do not factor into this.)
The Omegabet, however, is the proverbial Z-axis to the Y and X axis that is the Alphabet. Instead of a line, it is a perfect, two dimensional circle - with a singular brancing line coming from its side. The line is, per se, the 'unknown'. The 'unknown' is what makes the Omegabet the Omegabet. The Omegabet does not use letters, but rather, srettelletters (letters in reverseforward, a word humans cannot yet pronounce) and the last of these - the omega that completes the omegabet, can be anything. A duck. A tree. Individually toed socks. It can be anything. This letter is codenamed Epsillon 5. It's been titled that because it doesn't make sense - along with Epsillon 5. (Epsillon is considered the 'worst' verson of a prototype, while Alpha is the 'best'. Epsillon 5 would mean it's the 5th of the worst, which probably isn't grammatically correct in any way.)
Epsillon 5 works via the EPR Paradox - where information is transferred between atoms, and thus, has nothing to interact with it to constrain it from doing -anything-.
The Omegabet will be introduced sometime in the distant future - near the last days of the huamn race. However, the theory itself is sound and supported by both the Quantum Singularity and EPR Paradox theories.
To draw an analogy: The original alphabet, composed of the letters A through Z, run in a straight line. A as the starting point, Z as the end. There is nothing beyond that. (Symbols such as apostrophes do not factor into this.)
The Omegabet, however, is the proverbial Z-axis to the Y and X axis that is the Alphabet. Instead of a line, it is a perfect, two dimensional circle - with a singular brancing line coming from its side. The line is, per se, the 'unknown'. The 'unknown' is what makes the Omegabet the Omegabet. The Omegabet does not use letters, but rather, srettelletters (letters in reverseforward, a word humans cannot yet pronounce) and the last of these - the omega that completes the omegabet, can be anything. A duck. A tree. Individually toed socks. It can be anything. This letter is codenamed Epsillon 5. It's been titled that because it doesn't make sense - along with Epsillon 5. (Epsillon is considered the 'worst' verson of a prototype, while Alpha is the 'best'. Epsillon 5 would mean it's the 5th of the worst, which probably isn't grammatically correct in any way.)
Epsillon 5 works via the EPR Paradox - where information is transferred between atoms, and thus, has nothing to interact with it to constrain it from doing -anything-.
by Robert Akins June 24, 2006
Get the Omegabetmug. n. A word that enhances the beauty of fluffy-good pancakes much more than actually saying 'pancakes'.
I loves me some pamcakes. Garcong! Pamcakes!
by Robert Akins June 2, 2004
Get the Pamcakesmug. adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.
by Robert Akins December 7, 2004
Get the Karate Explosionmug. by Robert Akins December 8, 2004
Get the Lipstick Lesbiansmug. Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith
by Robert Akins April 13, 2005
Get the disasterificmug. A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.
All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...
Are you on the Global Frequency?
Are you on the Global Frequency?
by Robert Akins June 2, 2004
Get the Global Frequencymug. by Robert Akins September 13, 2004
Get the Bitch Cakesmug.