Robert Akins's definitions

Cooty

Another synonym for private parts, be it male or female. Cooty is used primarily in an effort to be cute or subtle in the reference to the area, without being excessively dirty.

This popsicle tingles, right down to the cooty.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

philosophizing

The point in a late night conversation where normal get-to-know-you chit chat is thrown out the window for something much deeper and Aristotle in nature. Philosophizing primarily focuses on the human condition - the intricacies of romance, politics, personal goals and desires, and typically goes nowhere. The gist of philosophized conversations are forgotten in the morning.

Me and Kat were philosophizing until daybreak... And I have no idea what the fuck either of us said.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

Aleph

The call-sign of the young, fiesty, female operative on the 'Global Frequency' comic book series and soon-to-be television program. Inspired by Borges, she alone heads the network of monitors and agents connected by phone.

"Central is secure. And I've got one who can talk. We are going to find out exactly who they were and make sure they don't hurt anyone else, ever.

Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Pamcakes

n. A word that enhances the beauty of fluffy-good pancakes much more than actually saying 'pancakes'.

I loves me some pamcakes. Garcong! Pamcakes!

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Karate Explosion

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.

"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"

by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

Superwire

The central connecting force on the the planet. Life, the internet, cable television, and radio are all linked to each other via the superwire - a fantastic creation that, if unplugged, no one knows what will happen. Maybe the universe will explode. Maybe society will fall. Who knows? I don't have all the f**king answers, okay?!

The Superwire is out there man!

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Gregarious

1. Seeking and enjoying the company of others; sociable.
2. Having to do with or pertaining to Greg.

"You're not very Gregarious, are you?"

"Well, of course not. My name is Sean."

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004