Robert Akins's definitions

Aeon Fuxed

n. Congratulations - you've just had casual sex with a bondage porn star. Derived from the MTV Liquid Television cartoon Aeon Flux, now a Charlize Theron movie.

I did it, guys. I just got Aeon Fuxed.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Superwire

The central connecting force on the the planet. Life, the internet, cable television, and radio are all linked to each other via the superwire - a fantastic creation that, if unplugged, no one knows what will happen. Maybe the universe will explode. Maybe society will fall. Who knows? I don't have all the f**king answers, okay?!

The Superwire is out there man!

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Gregarious

1. Seeking and enjoying the company of others; sociable.
2. Having to do with or pertaining to Greg.

"You're not very Gregarious, are you?"

"Well, of course not. My name is Sean."

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Lipstick Lesbians

The polar opposite of the dykey lesbians. IE, the girly, feminine ones.

"Cause you know, there are the lipstick lesbians, and then theres just the dykey ones." - Meredith

by Robert Akins December 8, 2004

5 Dollar Shake

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.

"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."

by Robert Akins June 19, 2004

disasterific

n. When something goes so terribly wrong that it was actually pretty fun.

Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith

by Robert Akins April 13, 2005

Automatic Joy

An amalgamation of words that best describe happy-fun-cool better than the amalgamation happy-fun-cool.

"I saw Natalie Portman in a thong. Talk about automatic joy."

by Robert Akins December 8, 2004