Robert Akins's definitions

cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Aeon Fuxed

n. Congratulations - you've just had casual sex with a bondage porn star. Derived from the MTV Liquid Television cartoon Aeon Flux, now a Charlize Theron movie.

I did it, guys. I just got Aeon Fuxed.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

thinkivist

n. A person who has serious convictions in one side of an arguement versus another, yet refuses to act on them in any way. Or expresses their opinion artistically, passively, and in an unobstrusive manner. Where a political activist would lie on the street in front of a moving tank, begging for the continued, necessary slaughter of the unborn, a political thinkivist would be like Jonathan Swift, and simply write a brochure about it.

"Listening to Bill O'Reilly's radioshow infused her with so much unescapable, indescribable hatred that the only way she could safely express her opinion was via pen to the paper pad. And it felt good to be a thinkivist, oh yes it did."

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

Cooty

Another synonym for private parts, be it male or female. Cooty is used primarily in an effort to be cute or subtle in the reference to the area, without being excessively dirty.

This popsicle tingles, right down to the cooty.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

philosophizing

The point in a late night conversation where normal get-to-know-you chit chat is thrown out the window for something much deeper and Aristotle in nature. Philosophizing primarily focuses on the human condition - the intricacies of romance, politics, personal goals and desires, and typically goes nowhere. The gist of philosophized conversations are forgotten in the morning.

Me and Kat were philosophizing until daybreak... And I have no idea what the fuck either of us said.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005

Superwire

The central connecting force on the the planet. Life, the internet, cable television, and radio are all linked to each other via the superwire - a fantastic creation that, if unplugged, no one knows what will happen. Maybe the universe will explode. Maybe society will fall. Who knows? I don't have all the f**king answers, okay?!

The Superwire is out there man!

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Xenocinema

Derived from Xenosaga, it is a cinematic event in a videogame that goes on far longer than necissary; while pretty to look at and often times awesome, editting is non-existent.

Troy was a good example of Xenocinema. It just doesn't end.

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004