Robert Akins's definitions

Karate Explosion

adjnoun. 1. The departure of a person or series of persons with the quickness of ninjas.
2. Randomness.
3. An explosion with people doing Karate rocketing out.

"Are you writing down everything I'm saying...? Uh... Karate explosion!"

by Robert Akins December 7, 2004

Pamcakes

n. A word that enhances the beauty of fluffy-good pancakes much more than actually saying 'pancakes'.

I loves me some pamcakes. Garcong! Pamcakes!

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

Aleph

The call-sign of the young, fiesty, female operative on the 'Global Frequency' comic book series and soon-to-be television program. Inspired by Borges, she alone heads the network of monitors and agents connected by phone.

"Central is secure. And I've got one who can talk. We are going to find out exactly who they were and make sure they don't hurt anyone else, ever.

Because that's what the Global Frequency is for."

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004

5 Dollar Shake

Used in reference to the milkshake in Pulp Fiction purchased by Mrs. Mia Wallace, for something that's more expensive than its worth; even if its pretty damn decent.

"I don't know if that shake's worth five dollars but it's pretty damn good." - Vincent Vega.

"Holy shit dude, eight bucks for ice cream? What a 5 Dollar Shake."

by Robert Akins June 19, 2004

Superwire

The central connecting force on the the planet. Life, the internet, cable television, and radio are all linked to each other via the superwire - a fantastic creation that, if unplugged, no one knows what will happen. Maybe the universe will explode. Maybe society will fall. Who knows? I don't have all the f**king answers, okay?!

The Superwire is out there man!

by Robert Akins June 3, 2004

Noise-Pussy

n. A good description to use when one simply cannot tollerate the volume on an audio player of any sort, and complains about it, in the same whining sound that a vagina makes during sexual intercourse.

"God.. Turn this Mindless Self Indulgences off... It hurts my ears."
"Don't be such a noise-pussy, Brian."

by Robert Akins June 24, 2004

Xenocinema

Derived from Xenosaga, it is a cinematic event in a videogame that goes on far longer than necissary; while pretty to look at and often times awesome, editting is non-existent.

Troy was a good example of Xenocinema. It just doesn't end.

by Robert Akins June 2, 2004