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When you have a turd so big you bend over twice to push it out. This will result in a Two Pound Butt Splasher.
"I ate so much cheese it gave me a double lap leaner."
by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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When you drop out a turd so big it splashes the toilet water up onto your ass.
"Man after I ate all that Mexican the next day I dropped out a two pound butt splasher."
by Robby K. December 20, 2005
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