Robbert Blobbert's definitions

Gemini

1: An excuse to be an asshole
2: Someone who's obnoxiously *quirky*

1: *Breaks painting* I'm a Gemini I can't help it!
2: Teehee I'm such a Gemini

by Robbert Blobbert April 11, 2019

Felix

A rich handsome swedish man, married to a beautiful Italian wife.

God I want to be Felix.

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Communism

1: A failed system of government.

2: A Utopia where everyone is equal and the government has infinite resources to give out for free.

1: Communism has failed in every country it has been implemented in.

2: "14 year old screeching noise"

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Blue shirt kid

An epic Indian kid who supported PewDiePie in the video "What Do Indians Think Of PewDiePie vs. T-series?". He expresses how it doesn't matter if T-series wins, because he subscribed "for the memes".

He later rises to even greater fame by hosting meme review with blue shirt kid #2.

"so basically (because of) the youtube algorithm..."

-blue shirt kid

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Dick Burn

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.

Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn

by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019