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Definitions by Robbert Blobbert

1: An excuse to be an asshole
2: Someone who's obnoxiously *quirky*
1: *Breaks painting* I'm a Gemini I can't help it!
2: Teehee I'm such a Gemini
Gemini by Robbert Blobbert April 11, 2019

Dick Burn 

When you jerk off for a a couple hours without lube and it starts to hurt.
Man I really gotta stop before I get dick burn
Dick Burn by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Blue shirt kid

An epic Indian kid who supported PewDiePie in the video "What Do Indians Think Of PewDiePie vs. T-series?". He expresses how it doesn't matter if T-series wins, because he subscribed "for the memes".

He later rises to even greater fame by hosting meme review with blue shirt kid #2.
"so basically (because of) the youtube algorithm..."

-blue shirt kid
A rich handsome swedish man, married to a beautiful Italian wife.
God I want to be Felix.
Felix by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019

Communism 

1: A failed system of government.

2: A Utopia where everyone is equal and the government has infinite resources to give out for free.
1: Communism has failed in every country it has been implemented in.

2: "14 year old screeching noise"
Communism by Robbert Blobbert April 7, 2019