Rob St Evenage's definitions

chasing cars

To masturbate whilst laying on a bed and attempt to ejaculate out of the window onto a passerby. Also see Chappers

" Lets lay here, chasing cars, on our own " Snow Patrol

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

game of freckles

A drinking game played by very drunk squaddies in one of them shits into a sock then players gather around a table and rest their chins on the edge of it, the sock is beaten on the centre of the table by the shitwhacker 10 times. The winner is the player with the most "freckles" on their face.

" I need a shit....fancy a game of freckles "
" fuck off you sick bastard....ask me in 10 beers time "

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

goody

A stupid inbred who has nothing going for her

To talk without engaging your brain

To express an opinion on a subject you know fuck all about

To be a total fuckwit

To become famous purely by being annoyingly stupid

Also see Kerry Katona 5ive Jordan Peter Andre

knock knock....who's there....Jade Goody....Jade Goody who?
well...thats show business

" Indians are thin cos they can't cook properly....Oh my god you can see me kebab" from How the fuck did I get famous by Jade Goody

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008