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A person used to make up a sexual threesome. also see fuck buddy, Ashley Cole, Spit roast
The name used by professional footballers when checking into a Travel Inns and simular hotels to have group sex with each other.
The name used by professional footballers when checking into a Travel Inns and simular hotels to have group sex with each other.
Anon: " The battery on my mobiles gone flat, can I borrow yours Jermaine? "
Jermaine: " Yeah its next to the ky Ashley "
Anon: " Fucking hell Jermaine you've got spunk in my eye again don't you realise how much it stings "
Jermaine: " sorry Ashley "
Jermaine: " Yeah its next to the ky Ashley "
Anon: " Fucking hell Jermaine you've got spunk in my eye again don't you realise how much it stings "
Jermaine: " sorry Ashley "
by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008
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A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
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A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter
" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
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by Rob St Evenage March 12, 2008
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On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies
by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008
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