Rob St Evenage's definitions

tottenham

North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)

The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

wurzle gumidge

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter

" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %

by Rob St Evenage March 17, 2008

kebab thigh

A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).

(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008