Rob St Evenage's definitions

miwf

Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff

Id rather fuck yo dawg than yo ma she's sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

manmams

Manboobs, Boyboobs, A fat mans bidg fat titties

Depressed that his diet wasn't going as well as it should Chris Moyles consoled himself by eating one of 8 Mars bars he had hidden under his manmams

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

wurzle gumidge

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter

" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %

by Rob St Evenage March 12, 2008

tottenham

North London wannabees who will never be. So you beat a bunch of kids and won a crappy cup big deal. Also known as the (Yids) see (shit)(sewer)(gay)(tarts)(wannabe)(sad)

The (Arsenal) fans sang "we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we hate tottenham and we hate tottenham, we are the tottenham haters, yiddos, yiddos, yiddos" whilst watching Arsenal beat Milan at the San Siro 2-0. The first British club to do so

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

Ringback

A footballer or other person in the public domain who fucks around behind his wifes/fiancees back and gets caught doing so. also see Ashley Cole Teddy Sheringham

"Howay man, I can't believe you've thrown away our marraige for the sake of a cheap slapper, heres your ringback...I'm off to LA"

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

wurzle gumidge

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter

" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to announce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %

by Rob St Evenage March 17, 2008

fagnolia

The nicotine creamy yellow colour found on the ceilings and walls where heavy (smokers) dwell

Darren eyes scanned through the Dulux colour card, was this some sort of trick he thought to himself, theres no such colour as fagnolia!

On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008