Rob St Evenage's definitions

jermaine

A person used to make up a sexual threesome. also see fuck buddy, Ashley Cole, Spit roast

The name used by professional footballers when checking into a Travel Inns and simular hotels to have group sex with each other.

Anon: " The battery on my mobiles gone flat, can I borrow yours Jermaine? "
Jermaine: " Yeah its next to the ky Ashley "

Anon: " Fucking hell Jermaine you've got spunk in my eye again don't you realise how much it stings "
Jermaine: " sorry Ashley "

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008

miwf

Opposite of a (MILF) A mum you would'nt fuck even for a hundred million pounds and you were drunk on Absynth and hadn't had sex for 20 years because you'd been in prison for shagging really ugly woman even tho its not a crime...I'm just trying to give you an example. Lives in (Chavenage) pronouced Miiiwwwwwffff

Id rather fuck yo dawg than yo ma she's sure a is miwf but she do have a pretty mouth.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

Zippy

Ventriloquist and TV entertainer. Born with on the planet Bungle in 1958 and banished to Earth in 1973 for a series of sexual assaults involving marshmellows and a small rodent. After a bit part in ITV's Pipkins, Zippy (real name Curtis Cockininiszipper) found fame in the ITV cult childrens classic Rainbow. Zippy with the help his ventriloquist doll and alta ego George, Bungle played by Geoffrey Gaylord, Geoffrey played by Rod Janenfreddy and Rod, Jane and Freddy played by Jane Slut the worlds first and only conjoined triplet created Britains most watched TV show. In 1978 Zippy lost his left hand in a freak tumble dryer accident and no longer able to operate his doll George decided to retire to Brighton where he still lives with his civil partner Matthew Corbett. Also see Richard Gere puppet fisting orange frog

Zippy " haha haha I the best, haha I'm the best"
Geoffrey " shut up Zippy or i'll zip you up "
Zippy " Jog on Geoffrey jog ommmhmm hmmm mmm hmm "
George " yeah Zippy...you like that don't you bitch "
1974 rainbow pilot (never aired)

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

wurzle gumidge

What you look like when you cum, your cum face

A scarecrow

A sex act involving hose pipes and a pastry cutter

" Oh yeah...it feels so good...yeah...oh my god...oh..oh i'm..i'm co..i'm coming "(as if you need to annouce it)
% Oh my god, he looks just like wurzle gumidge when his cummin %

by Rob St Evenage March 12, 2008

fagnolia

The nicotine creamy yellow colour found on the ceilings and walls where heavy (smokers) dwell

Darren eyes scanned through the Dulux colour card, was this some sort of trick he thought to himself, theres no such colour as fagnolia!

On entering the villians lair, the stale smell of nicotine and the subtle hint of fagnolia on the ceiling Holmes came to one conclusion, Moriarti was a heavy smoker with a perchant little boys and puppies

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008

manmams

Manboobs, Boyboobs, A fat mans bidg fat titties

Depressed that his diet wasn't going as well as it should Chris Moyles consoled himself by eating one of 8 Mars bars he had hidden under his manmams

by Rob St Evenage March 7, 2008

Chavenage

Known as Stevenage until 2001 this sub-suburb of London is the spiritual hub of Chavism. Chavs and Chavettes from all over the UK amass here every weekend and gather at the Leisure Park to chant the name of their god Init.

" Oh my god Init blood you going to Pulse in Chavenage me holy mecca safe "

by Rob St Evenage March 6, 2008