Rob Parker's definitions

Backgammon

The use of clingfilm in sexual intercourse.

"Brian, we've been married for 15 years now and i was wondering..."
"NO! Stop asking me for a game of Backgammon, im not that way inclined!"

by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

Pork monday

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

Blank

An evening of drinking where you have certian parts of the night removed from your memory

I blanked last night

by Rob Parker January 23, 2003

Tears for fears

To cry when you are scared.

Stop crying.......

by Rob Parker November 3, 2003