Facebook Displays of Affection. An FBDA occurs when a person or couple post their sappy sentiments on their facebook page as a status update for the world to read. Such as: "John Doe- loves Jane"
"Jane Doe- thinks John is so cute when he inhales helium during our love-making"
"John Doe- wants everyone to know how hot Jane looked standing on the corner, all alone, in her mini-skirt and fish net stockings.... I almost didn't have the heart to hit her with my pimp-cane."
Did you see John's new FBDA? I actually gagged a little bit after I read it.
If Jane doesn't tone down her FBDA's for my brother, she's not going to be getting an invite to my tupperware party!!!