Also called puck sluts, puck bunnies, or rink rats, a hockey chick is a girl that has a fetish for the game of hockey and it's players. The term is broad, as some are moms of youth players, or teenage girls that dig young guys. Hockey Chick's range from obscenely hot, to grotesque.
"Coach fucked Bobby Orr! Hockey Chick...!"
-Hanson Brothers. Slap Shot 2 (About the female coach)
An Irish meal. Sliced beef with onions and potatoes with gravy rolled into bread and fried. Served with fries. What your friend from Michigan keeps saying he wants for dinner and no one knows what the hell he's talking about.
An NHL team of the Western Conference that whines, cries, and bitches. A team that has a tradition of failure with a glimmer of hope every rare now and again. A team stacked with French Canuckistanis that get pwned on live TV by real Hockey Players. Coaches of this team will cry about penalties assessed and anything else that might give them an arbitrary advantage to make up for lack of talent.
Don't listen to him, just look at his jersey; he's a Wahvalanche fan.