Pippo: Omg, I read this fanfic the other day that shipped Leah with Jasper -
Pippo: I know, I know - it's random, BUT it's really intense. They would make such a good couple. Leaper is my new OTP.
1 — A term used for females who wear excessive make-up which results in them looking either whorish or like a circus clown or BOTH, but nevertheless extremely ridiculous, gross and tacky.
2 — Also used to describe a particular style of make-up which if often darkly outlining facial features such as eyes, lips and cheeks for glamour purposes. It could focus on all three or a combination of them. This style of make-up is intended to look that way and is usually done in a manner that does NOT look completely taste-less (not really 'day make-up', though).
1 — "Did you see that teacher? How can she wear so much make-up when she's coming to work to teach Maths? She looks like a fucken clown hooker."
2 — "My daughter, Sabrina, was in a magazine photoshoot for this Winter themed article. They put really heavy 'glamour' make-up on her. The photographic director told the make-up artist to create "a cold clown hooker feel", whatever that means."
- The feeling of being so 'not-amused' that you might just slip into a coma.
- When comedy just ain't comical.
Donna: I watched this Billy Connolly stand-up DVD with my brother and I was so bored. I nearly slipped into a comady!
Martha: Really? I think Connolly is good for laughs, except sometimes I find what he says to be a little incomprehensible.
When a guy or a girl sounds very smart in a (most often private) conversation about romanticism (i.e. love, nature, etc...) and it seems very romantic and delicious.
Bree: How was your date with Kath?
Troy: It was quite good actually. Truth be told, when you introduced us I thought she was a bit dull, but she turned out to be rather romantilicious.
Bree: Yeah, she's a smart cookie. And a fun one at that.
Troy: I'm seeing her again the day after tomorrow.
A term given to someone who travels a lot, specifically to other countries (hence the word 'global'), for their studies or for work experience. Supposed to be used in a joking manner.
Ivan: I got my time-off approved by my boss.
Amy: Oh, a holiday?
Ivan: No, I've been awarded a scholarship to study in France/Germany/Japan/Malaysia/America/Italy
Amy: Wow! Another one? You go to so many places. Haha, you never stay put, you global slut.
Ivan: Haha, yeah, well when the opportunity presents itself I gotta take advantage of it.