Definitions by Rileyisafk

Omw 

Stands for: On My Way.

A: hey man, where are you? Are you still coming to the party?
B: yeah, almost there I’m omw.

Omw by Rileyisafk April 26, 2023

OMK 

Stands for: on my knees.

A: marry me 💍💍
B: OMK 😻

OMK by Rileyisafk April 26, 2023

Old dog new trick 

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

Old dog new trick by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

photo bomb 

Jumping into an unsuspecting person photo, referring to like how a bomb would drop on unsuspecting people, hence the name.

Photographer: 3...2...1...chee-
Photo bomber: *jumps in frame*
Photographer: hey man! you just photo bombed our picture!
Photo bomber: and I'll do it again

photo bomb by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

that's what she said 

Used after someone says something that could sound suggestive or sus if used in other context. not talking about an actual person saying something

A: PUSH IT IN HARDER!
B: I CAN'T!! THE CHARGER IS STUCK!
C: heh. that's what she said.

that's what she said by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

real 

not to be confused with the word 'real' in a sentence, this is if it's on it's own. Used when someone agrees. kinda like saying "true"

A: Milk chocolate is better than white chocolate.
B: REAL!

real by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

Bitchless 

Being told you're bitchless means you lack romantic companions. One could also be asked "no bitches?" which is from a megamind meme and is basically the same thing.

A: I love my girlfriend
B: I wish that was me
A: fr. you're so bitchless

Bitchless by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022