2 definitions by Riley85

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
by Riley85 February 9, 2022
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When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit
My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider
by Riley85 April 24, 2022
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