11 definitions by Righteous Fist

thorpedo

1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.

1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.

by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008

Chinese Take Out

When you eat out of a Chinese bitch's pussy.

Yilin enjoyed my Chinese Take Out last night.

by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008

New Jersey

The richest state by per capita income in the US that contains the richest town in the US, the richest county in the US, and the richest area in the world. Better than Connecticut

That rich bro that be droppin g's must be from New Jersey.

by Righteous Fist August 18, 2008

Giant Clam

A fat pussy that produces a camel toe at a higher frequency than normal pussies.

That bitch's giant clam gives her camel toe even in sweat pants.

Nastia Lukin got a giant clam.

by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008

Meatatarian

A person who prefers eating/sucking cock or pussy more than all other sexual acts.

Students from Seton Hall are strictly meatatarians. They suck cock all day.

by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008

George Lopez

A sex move similar to a Dirty Sanchez performed the following way:
1. Cut off your pubes.
2. Give your bitch a got milk (a cum mustache).
3. Glue said pubes using said cum to said bitch's face.
Now your bitch looks like a Mexican who is going gray.

That stripper's boyfriend has a fetish for old Mexicans, so he gives her a George Lopez every time they fuck.

by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008

Amazon

1. A bush so large that it resembles the Amazon Rain Forest.
2. A butch lesbian.

1. Middle Eastern bitches sometimes got amazons.
2. The Dixie Chicks are amazons.

by Righteous Fist August 16, 2008