1 definition by Ridgeway Maker

Fat Kid Syndrome is a very common disease among young to middle aged men/boys which causes one to break out in proclamations of love for any member of the preferred sex showing the slightest bit of attention and/or infatuation. Therefore leading to immense heartbreak and or sudden pains in the lower abdomen symptoms include various pictures of said adored person posted throughout their myspace profile, extreme desperation such as exchanging affection and "love" through imaginary and e-relationships, and loss of time attempting to swoon said person resulting in loss of friends and being kicked out your band
RidgeWay- heyy i hear our former band member has Fat kid syndrome
Coonie- yuhhh
by Ridgeway Maker November 20, 2007
Get the fat kid syndrome mug.