2 definitions by RickyAwesome

Schleef is a male version of queef. AKA a penis fart.
I told Josh that when that chick was done blowing me I schleefed on her cheek.
by RickyAwesome August 2, 2009
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When a girl is nervous about getting stuffed with a cock or if she is anxious for it.
Teagan had some serious wangxiety waiting for Josh to come home.
by RickyAwesome September 25, 2009
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