3 definitions by Richard Johnson
by Richard Johnson July 11, 2017
1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.
1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*
by Richard Johnson October 31, 2007
"...the plowshare had unearthed the burrow of a mouse"
- from the poem, "My father's Song" by Simon J. Ortiz
- from the poem, "My father's Song" by Simon J. Ortiz
by Richard Johnson February 1, 2007