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Right of passage for people who just obtained their conceal carry permit or conceal handgun permit, where the new CCP holder trys carrying his handgun concealed at Wal Mart for the first time. This means having the gun on you at all times, but concealed, as you get out of your car, walk into Wal Mart, shop for at least 30 minutes, use the restroom, buy something, check out and look for zombies to attack as you cross the Wal Mart parking lot to get back to your car.
Bubba: Hey, Clem, I just got my conceal carry permit - check this out, got me a sweet little Detonics 9mm that I can carry everywhere I go.
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
Clem: Bubba - you gotta go do the Wally Walk - cain't carry that thing 'round proper like 'till you go shopping at Walmart, pissin in the Wally restroom and whatnot with your new piece
Bubba: Well, Clem, how 'bout lets go to Wal Mart for my first Wally Walk - I'll spring for the notchos and cheeze at the Wally restaurant to celebrate!!
by Ricardovitz April 22, 2010
Get the Wally Walk mug.A shotgun, designed in America but produced in South Korea, that was made in both full-auto and semi-automatic versions. Only the semi-automatic USAS-12's were ever imported into the United States.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
The USAS-12 was reclassified as a Destructive Device in the early '90's, requiring registration with the BATFE and special requirements for sale and transfer to other civilians. There was an amnisty during the 1990's for registration, but that anmnisty has since been closed and all non-registed USAS-12's are illegal contraband.
Accepts 20 round Drum magazines; 10 round "stick" or "box" magazines and 12 round box magazines. The 12 round box magazines are extremely rare and the 20 round Drum magazines are rare but possible to obtain.
Generally referred to as: "M16 on Steroids" because it looks like a big, thick M16. Also sometimes refered to as a "Street Sweeper" and/or "Lead Hose" because of the amount of lead the gun is capable of delivering in a very short period of time.
When Dirk popped that drum in his USAS-12 and pulled the trigger as fast as he could, it looked like lead-hose.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
Jo-Jo "Hey, Jimmy, wanna buy a USAS-12 parts set"
Jimmy "How come just parts....why you don't just sell me da whole thing?"
Jo-Jo "Can't do dat, Jimmy it ain't never been registered with da Feds, so's I melted the receiver and is just sell off the parts.
by Ricardovitz October 22, 2009
Get the USAS-12 mug.Term for a Flashy Pistol used by gang members, which is often bright stainless, chrome, or bright nickle with custom grips often made of silver, turquoise, or mother of pearl. May also have fancy engraving, gold inlay, or jewling on certain parts.
Although the term "bling bang" was first introduced by the movie "Blood Diamond" and originally referred to a type of diamond and not guns directly, the term has morphed and is often used on the Urban Street as a term for a flashy gun.
Synonym: Pimp Gun.
Although the term "bling bang" was first introduced by the movie "Blood Diamond" and originally referred to a type of diamond and not guns directly, the term has morphed and is often used on the Urban Street as a term for a flashy gun.
Synonym: Pimp Gun.
Yo, Jamal, I got me this Bling Bang from a Ride-On we done on the Surat boys, da silver grips is da straight dope.
Malik, I got some Bling Bang for sale, bro, It's a chrome Deagle Fity. I took Jo-Jo out of da box, yo, and you can have his Bling Bang fo five benjamines - can't beat dat!
I scored big, now I can buy me some serious Bling Bang.
Malik, I got some Bling Bang for sale, bro, It's a chrome Deagle Fity. I took Jo-Jo out of da box, yo, and you can have his Bling Bang fo five benjamines - can't beat dat!
I scored big, now I can buy me some serious Bling Bang.
by Ricardovitz October 30, 2009
Get the Bling Bang mug.Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.
Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!
by Ricardovitz December 11, 2009
Get the Quarter Squats mug.Drag racer, more particularly motorcycle street racer who races from streetlight to streetlight. Also called "T-hopper". Usually refers to a novice street-bike racer.
v. T-hopping - the act of throttle hopping.
Related: T-hop - gathering of street racers for the purpose of street drag racing.
v. T-hopping - the act of throttle hopping.
Related: T-hop - gathering of street racers for the purpose of street drag racing.
Hey man, I just got texted that the boyz is gonna do some T-hopping over on SR 26 - 3:15 a.m.
Johnny thinks he's a balls-out drag racer, but he's only a late night throttle hopper at best.
Jeff reading text message: "T-hop 12^, SR12 Pig-2- McD's. {Race starts at 12-up, i.e. 12 midnight on State Road 12 from the Piggly Wiggly to McDonalds.}
Johnny thinks he's a balls-out drag racer, but he's only a late night throttle hopper at best.
Jeff reading text message: "T-hop 12^, SR12 Pig-2- McD's. {Race starts at 12-up, i.e. 12 midnight on State Road 12 from the Piggly Wiggly to McDonalds.}
by Ricardovitz June 19, 2009
Get the throttle hopper mug.Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
Get the Sextard mug.Chief Law Enforcement Officer, or Sheriff. The guy you need to get to sign off on your BATF Form 4 before the the BATF will approve a civilian for legally owning a machinegun or silencer.
My CLEO won't sign off on my Form 4. But, I'll be moving to Colt County in a month and then I'm goning to get me a machine gun because the Colt Co. CLEO will sign-off.
by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009
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