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Cartoon depiction of the Muslim Prophet, Mohammed. Tends to get Muslims in a blood-thirsty frenzy against the cartoonist who drew the funny pictures of Mohammed.
Hey, Sven, why'd you go and make a Mohammadoon showing Mohammed's head on a goat's body? You know those crazy Muslims are gonna go Jihad on your ass!
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.
I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
by Ricardovitz March 22, 2010
Get the Mohammedoon mug.Type of ultra Cheap .22 pistol made from out of Zamac - an inexpensive alloy made of zinc, aluminum, magnesium and copper. Saturday Night Special; Gun rumored to be used by criminals or lower level gang initiates.
Also known on the streets as "Jimmy Z"
Opposite: Deagle (Desert Eagle)
Also known on the streets as "Jimmy Z"
Opposite: Deagle (Desert Eagle)
If you don't put the money in the bag, Jimenez is gonna go "BANG".
I got me a Jimenez with da chrome and wood grips.
Rafeta think he's all that just cuz he got hiself a pimped Jimenez. But, kernal Jo-Jo know better than dat - da Kernal don't mess 'round with no pimp gun like a Jimenez - he got a Deagle fity.
I got me a Jimenez with da chrome and wood grips.
Rafeta think he's all that just cuz he got hiself a pimped Jimenez. But, kernal Jo-Jo know better than dat - da Kernal don't mess 'round with no pimp gun like a Jimenez - he got a Deagle fity.
by Ricardovitz September 15, 2009
Get the Jimenez mug.Made by Ruger and externally looks similar to a Mini-14, but is quite different internally. Came in two basic configurations: 13" folding stock model and the full stock with 18" barrel.
There is a switch on the rear of the receiver that permits the gun to be fired either: semi-auto; full-auto; or three round burst. AC stands for Automatic Carbine and "556" represents the caliber of the round it fires. 5.56mm. The 5.56 round is a military cartridge, loaded hotter than .223 and has slightly different dimensions than .223. You can fire either 5.56 or .223 out of the AC556, although it's designed to cycle with 5.56.
The US military has never adopted the AC556. Bermuda is rumored to be the only military that has purchased AC556's for military purposes. Police departments and prisons have made major purchases of the AC556 in the past, but have switched to the M16 as it has become more mainstream and reliable.
Depending on where they live, US civillians can purcase and own the AC556. It requires that the buyer make application on a BATFE Form 4, undergo an FBI background check and obtain a CLEO sign-off before the machinegun can be transfered to the buyer. A Class III firearms dealer must facilitate the transfer. A $200 transfer tax, must be paid and tax stamp issued to the buyer by the Treasury for the machinegun to be registered to a new owner. There is no "license" for owning a machinegun. Only someone who already has a Federal Firearms License (gun dealer) can apply for and receive a Class III license (let them deal in machineguns and other NFA items)
There is a switch on the rear of the receiver that permits the gun to be fired either: semi-auto; full-auto; or three round burst. AC stands for Automatic Carbine and "556" represents the caliber of the round it fires. 5.56mm. The 5.56 round is a military cartridge, loaded hotter than .223 and has slightly different dimensions than .223. You can fire either 5.56 or .223 out of the AC556, although it's designed to cycle with 5.56.
The US military has never adopted the AC556. Bermuda is rumored to be the only military that has purchased AC556's for military purposes. Police departments and prisons have made major purchases of the AC556 in the past, but have switched to the M16 as it has become more mainstream and reliable.
Depending on where they live, US civillians can purcase and own the AC556. It requires that the buyer make application on a BATFE Form 4, undergo an FBI background check and obtain a CLEO sign-off before the machinegun can be transfered to the buyer. A Class III firearms dealer must facilitate the transfer. A $200 transfer tax, must be paid and tax stamp issued to the buyer by the Treasury for the machinegun to be registered to a new owner. There is no "license" for owning a machinegun. Only someone who already has a Federal Firearms License (gun dealer) can apply for and receive a Class III license (let them deal in machineguns and other NFA items)
It took me 2 months to get my CLEO to sign off on my Form 4, and once he did that it took BATFE 3 months to approve my application for transfer. Then I went down to my Class III dealer and picked up the AC556 I paid for 6 months ago.
by Ricardovitz September 19, 2009
Get the AC556 mug.Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009
Get the Sextard mug.African American pronounciation of the proper name "Kevin".
Also, African American pronunciation of the numeral "seven"
Also, African American pronunciation of the numeral "seven"
by Ricardovitz May 29, 2009
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by Ricardovitz May 29, 2009
Get the icypole mug.Person who can't stop purchasing guns, eventhough he has enough to supply all of his friends and family in the event of WWIII. See also Gunoholic.
My girlfriend thinks that I have lots of guns, but it ain't nothing compared to all the guns Rufus has - he's a real gunaholic.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
My friends think I'm a gunaholic because I have 53 guns and they don't understand why I still need more.
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
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