25 definitions by Ricardovitz
Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.
THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
Term for a Flashy Pistol used by gang members, which is often bright stainless, chrome, or bright nickle with custom grips often made of silver, turquoise, or mother of pearl. May also have fancy engraving, gold inlay, or jewling on certain parts.
Although the term "bling bang" was first introduced by the movie "Blood Diamond" and originally referred to a type of diamond and not guns directly, the term has morphed and is often used on the Urban Street as a term for a flashy gun.
Synonym: Pimp Gun.
Although the term "bling bang" was first introduced by the movie "Blood Diamond" and originally referred to a type of diamond and not guns directly, the term has morphed and is often used on the Urban Street as a term for a flashy gun.
Synonym: Pimp Gun.
Yo, Jamal, I got me this Bling Bang from a Ride-On we done on the Surat boys, da silver grips is da straight dope.
Malik, I got some Bling Bang for sale, bro, It's a chrome Deagle Fity. I took Jo-Jo out of da box, yo, and you can have his Bling Bang fo five benjamines - can't beat dat!
I scored big, now I can buy me some serious Bling Bang.
Malik, I got some Bling Bang for sale, bro, It's a chrome Deagle Fity. I took Jo-Jo out of da box, yo, and you can have his Bling Bang fo five benjamines - can't beat dat!
I scored big, now I can buy me some serious Bling Bang.
by Ricardovitz October 30, 2009
Communist / Socialist measure of temperature. Combination of Celcius and Centegrade. Texas American slang for foreign temeprature measurement. The "Commie" way to measure temperature. .
English boy: "Mummy, Mummy, it's soooo hot here in Texas, it must be 30 degrees out and I think I am going to die.
Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
by Ricardovitz August 21, 2009
Chief Law Enforcement Officer, or Sheriff. The guy you need to get to sign off on your BATF Form 4 before the the BATF will approve a civilian for legally owning a machinegun or silencer.
My CLEO won't sign off on my Form 4. But, I'll be moving to Colt County in a month and then I'm goning to get me a machine gun because the Colt Co. CLEO will sign-off.
by Ricardovitz May 13, 2009
Sound made by a machinegun when you pull the bolt back and let it fly forward to chamber the first round
Alternate definition: Sound made by a pump shotgun when you pump it to chamber a round
Second Alternate definition: Sound made by gangster toward an intended victim or warning a potential victim of a machingun or shotgun drive-by shooting.
Alternate definition: Sound made by a pump shotgun when you pump it to chamber a round
Second Alternate definition: Sound made by gangster toward an intended victim or warning a potential victim of a machingun or shotgun drive-by shooting.
The last thing that corpse heard was cha-chink....before he got his head all blowed off.
Rufus: I really hate that mule....Cha-chink....BLAM!
The last thing those towel-head terrorists are gonna hear is Cha-chink...
Rufus: I really hate that mule....Cha-chink....BLAM!
The last thing those towel-head terrorists are gonna hear is Cha-chink...
by Ricardovitz June 11, 2009
This is what happens to a girl who posts naked or sleazy pictures of herself on the internet. Origin: Think Before You Post advertisment produced by the Ad Council.
Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Yo, did you get texed with Jimmy's X-girl's hot pix? He totally Sarahed her.
"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"
"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"
Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"
"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"
Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
Sexual Retard; Homosexual, either male or female. Someone who has not developed enough sexually to enjoy sex with a partner of the opposite sex. Something wrong, sexually, that causes a man to place his penis inside another man's butt, or vis versa. Sextarded women are lesbians who have been raped or haven't completely developed sexually, thus causing them to only have sexual relations with women or girls.
Stop saying "that's so gay" when you really mean Johnny's a sextard.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
Look at that sextard - something's got to be really screwed up in his head to like getting a man's dick in his anus.
Suzie can give good head if she concentrates, but she's really a sextarded lesbian who would rather be lick'n twat.
by Ricardovitz October 5, 2009