3 definitions by Rhinestone Souron
A female of sufficient attractiveness such that it elicits a carnal desire to jizzle at the very sight of her.
That Jessica Alba is Jizzletastic!
by Rhinestone Souron June 26, 2007
The act of following a link which you believe to be a subject of interest for you but instead links you to a video of Rick Astley - Never gonna give you up.
by Rhinestone Souron May 15, 2007
A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.
by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006