12 definitions by Rey

Vergazo

Spanish for dick slap. Derived from the word "verga", which means dick, and the suffix "azo," which means to strike with. Especially funny because you can say it to girls who dont understand spanish, and tell them you actually said something sweet.

Oye chica linda, voy a darte un vergazo
(trans: Hey pretty girl, I am going to dick slap you)

by Rey February 5, 2005

pee orgasm

A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.

Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.

by Rey December 9, 2003

madre

A spanish word used when kids pleed not to get hit/slaped/ aka scrwed over, used now a days by every teen.

Rey: "Madre por favor i said i was sorry i didnt know bunnys couldnt fly cuz of its ears."
Mom: "Alitece for my belt."

by Rey March 21, 2005

M.O.B.

Money over Bitches (2pac), but originally Member of bloods (from the gangs of los angeles)

1- Its M.O.B. cuz i got to keep my mind on my riches

2- M.O.B. for life

by Rey June 27, 2004

Hostile Intent

When it's done

"Hey ma, when's dinner?" "When it's hostile intent"

by Rey February 22, 2003

jamollawop

In anciend Nordic it means peasant or slave. Today it is used for weak persons.

Jason is a jamollawop, I won him at arm wrestling.

by Rey January 28, 2005

gar

gar: the sound a pirate makes. can be used as a question, an interjection, or statement.

1)gar?
2)gar!
3)gar.

by Rey March 4, 2005