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Malverne

Super small wealthy town by the south shore of Long Island. A bunch of Irish people who know how to party hard. All the teens hangout in town and it’s not uncommon to see a pile of 20 bikes outside of Angelo’s pizza. There’s really only one busy road in malverne and that’s Hempstead Ave, which isn’t that busy. Most malverne kids go to catholic school but the public school kids and the catholic school kids all hangout together. All the boys wear khakis with Nike sneakers while the girls wear their hair up, nike elite socks, and sweatpants. There are about 10 public parks all within walking distance. Malverne is only a few minutes away from the water so during the summer if a malvernite is not in malverne, they’re in Long Beach. Most malvernites are Catholic and when you walk into Our Lady of Lourdes Church, you see the same people you’ve been seeing for ever, no one new. Everyone knows everyone and there’s a strong community vibe in malverne.

- Hey what’s going on tonight?

- I heard there’s a party in malverne tonight

- Hell yeah! Those malvernites know how to party!

by Reviews101 December 20, 2017