Reverend Pope's definitions
A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant
The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town
People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit
At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one
Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
Girl 1: Whats that smell
Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe
Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)mug. When a person who has taken laxatives (usually in prepearation for a stunt shitting exercise such as Albanian Roulette, Albanian Baby Shower, Bulgarian Carpet Bomb, Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash, or Haggis Surprise) ends up shitting to early or in the wrong place. The said person's anus wil leak their watery liquid will spill out much like an oil spill. Due to the nature of such stunt shitting exercises the liquidity of the shit will behigh and will spill for quite a distance covering a very large area
Matt: Me and Xander were gonna Bulgarian Carpet Bomb that lamer Curtress' party but Xander goes and takes too many laxatives, he caused a Hamburg Oil Spill all over my car
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
John: Holy shit dude I hope you made him lick it clean
Bill: Damn Fucking Straight
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
Get the Hamburg Oil Spillmug. When someone doesn't get any action for so long that they're penis is at anyones disposale, they will ahve sex with anyone
Yo Chris Hunt how's it going with the ladeez?
Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock
Man this shit wack i haven't got laid for so long I've now got a freelance cock
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
Get the Freelance Cockmug. A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush
Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover
Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush
Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse
Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush
Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse
by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009
Get the Chocolate Toothbrushmug. So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
Get the Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)mug. Upon encountering a sleeping, or passed out individual you transport them to a field preferably covered in manure. Using a thick rope to tie their testicles to a tractor, you slowly drag them through the shit by their balls
Lafamuda Hearson: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE you stink and your balls are bleeding worse than a gang raped two year old
K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood
K-Dawg: I hear you friend, these guys pulled the old Catalonian Tractor Prank on me, now I literally Cum blood
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
Get the Catalonian Tractor Prankmug. Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
Get the Haggis Surprisemug.