2 definitions by Reverend Homeslice

Shower Poodle

The mat of hair that collects on a shower drain.

Water was pooling up in the tub so I scooped the shower poodle out to let it drain.

by Reverend Homeslice January 19, 2012

Blandslide

An overwhelming amount of boring information forced onto an audience that could not possibly care less.

We sat through a four hour lecture on the history of lectures. I wanted to stab my ears with a pencil. It was a total blandslide.

by Reverend Homeslice January 19, 2012