2 definitions by Revenge Queen

Bologna and Masturbate Day

March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.

Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.

by Revenge Queen March 14, 2018

Cod Pocket

When a middle aged woman who should know better starts screwing around with a married man.

Bethany is a real cod pocket for messing around with a married man.

by Revenge Queen October 13, 2022