4 definitions by RetardedAlien
A little kid who is probably your little brother and is mainly between the ages of 4 and 11. This kid will try to annoy you as much as he can, as well as blaming you on stuff you didn’t do, and starting arguments for no reason. This kid will try their hardest to get their parents to favor them over you so that they can have some sort of feeling of being special. (They are special just not the nice kind). This kid is also favored by their parents.
Baby Fascist: I will annoy my older siblings.
Older siblings: Shut up stop annoying us.
Parents: Be nice to little Adolph Mussolini.
Older siblings: Shut up stop annoying us.
Parents: Be nice to little Adolph Mussolini.
by RetardedAlien July 12, 2021
A retarded alien is a species that originates from the planet Zorb in the upper quadrant of the Milky Way. The species is generally short, and is similar in appearance to the grey alien. However this species lacks the proper intelligence of the average alien. Usually these aliens would go to earth and probe mindless people by experimenting how wide the human asshole can stretch. They can be spotted over the skies over the southern region of America. Signs of abduction include:
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Nausea
Head aches
Graver
Ass hole pain
Sudden loss of genitalia
And an extreme interest in the Star Wars character Jar Jar
Person 1: I think I was abducted by a retarded alien?
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
Person 2: Oh really?
Person 1: My asshole can stretch farther than 8 inches now.
by RetardedAlien July 12, 2021
Washington DC has a higher population than the amount of people that live in Wyoming. Also the state has only two working escalators, as well as getting the least attention out of all the 50 states. ( The US government wants you to think this). Wyoming in general is a conspiracy to hide a strange pocket dimension where all your lost stuff appear. When a person sais there from Wyoming the US government probably implanted those memories into them.
Example 1
Person: I want to go to Wyoming.
Me: But Wyoming doesn’t exist, only what is lost goes there.
Person: I know, but I could see my dad again.
Example 2
Me: Who lives in Wyoming.
Person: I was born there.
Me: Do you have any memories of it.
Person: Yeah I do, the military people gave me my memories just like everyone else.
Person: I want to go to Wyoming.
Me: But Wyoming doesn’t exist, only what is lost goes there.
Person: I know, but I could see my dad again.
Example 2
Me: Who lives in Wyoming.
Person: I was born there.
Me: Do you have any memories of it.
Person: Yeah I do, the military people gave me my memories just like everyone else.
by RetardedAlien July 8, 2021