2 definitions by Retard the third

Something so heavy, it can be described as heavier than a dummy thicc ass.
Man, this Heavy-ass bag of retards sure is hard to carry!
by Retard the third June 8, 2019
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"my bastard cat may be a goblin but by all hell is he flonfy."
by Retard the third December 15, 2019
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