57 definitions by Rellik Uzi
1) A girl's name. Often short for Christina.
2) A slang term to refer to crystal meth (methamphetamine). The term "Tina" comes from a corruption of the word crystal and the name Christina.
Tina is often used as a code word for crystal meth when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.
Tina is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "Tina is here, you wanna hang out?" to indicate you have some crystal meth and want someone to tweak with.
2) A slang term to refer to crystal meth (methamphetamine). The term "Tina" comes from a corruption of the word crystal and the name Christina.
Tina is often used as a code word for crystal meth when referring to the drug in a public setting or over the phone where one does not want to openly discuss illegal activities.
Tina is used like a person's name in such discussions. Like saying "Tina is here, you wanna hang out?" to indicate you have some crystal meth and want someone to tweak with.
by Rellik Uzi August 14, 2010
An extremely popular electronic music producer and performer. He is Canadian born and is currently based out of Toronto. According to various sources deadmau5 (aka Joel Zimmerman) was the 6th most popular "DJ" in 2009.
Technically deadmau5 is not a disk jockey as he performs his tracks semi-live using the program Ableton Live and various gadgets that are not disks, and he does not ride race horses. Therefore neither the words "disk" or "jockey" have anything to do with what he does with music.
Some of deadmau5's more popular songs include "Ghosts n Stuff", "The Reward is Cheese", and "FML"
Technically deadmau5 is not a disk jockey as he performs his tracks semi-live using the program Ableton Live and various gadgets that are not disks, and he does not ride race horses. Therefore neither the words "disk" or "jockey" have anything to do with what he does with music.
Some of deadmau5's more popular songs include "Ghosts n Stuff", "The Reward is Cheese", and "FML"
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
Deadmau5...is not a mouse as most would believe, but a super hot guy from Canada named Joel.
He wears a mouse mask that covers his entire head, making him look like a dead mouse who plays electronic music, and at times, collapses on stage, causing mass destruction and potential electrocution.
He wears a mouse mask that covers his entire head, making him look like a dead mouse who plays electronic music, and at times, collapses on stage, causing mass destruction and potential electrocution.
Oh my god! Deadmau5 isn't a mouse?? I never knew that!! I always thought he was a small woodland creature!
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
by Rellik Uzi August 13, 2010
Infamous German dictator Adolf Hitler is back from the dead! Well, not really, he's kind of undead. Zombie Hitler may lead the anticipated zombie apocalypse. It is not yet known. What is know is that he has a Facebook page and is currently trying to gather supporters. Whether his intention is to de-brain us all or not is yet to be determined. Some speculate he has merely returned to de-brain Hermann Fegelein, who has also returned from the dead. Whether Fegelein is also a zombie or simply a time traveller is a topic open for debate.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
The zombie apocalypse has begun. Actually it began many years ago, it has just been progressing rather slowly as far as apocalypses go.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
The leaders and perpetrators of the inevitable zombie apocalypse are creatures referred to as "psychiatrists". These individuals have medical degrees and legally prescribe people drugs that turn them into zombies. They get away with this by claiming these drugs help conditions such as depression and schizophrenia, when in fact all they do is cause people to have no emotions and give people an intense urge to consume human brains orally.
Whether or not the psychiatrists themselves are zombies is open for debate. They may just be paid by the zombiefied government to spread the good zombie word.
The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse has begun.
by Rellik Uzi September 11, 2010
A commonly prescribed anti-depressant medication that has the unfortunate side effect of turning users into zombies. If you take Zoloft and have noticed any of the following symptoms DISCONTINUE USE IMMEDIATELY and contact your doctor:
An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.
These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
An obsession with brains, a lack of brain function, a lack of emotions, an increased desire to eat unusual foods, a bizarre urge to rip open people's skulls and consume their brains, a sudden change in appearance where you begin to look hideous and monster-like, or any other symptom you find unpleasant.
These could be signs the Zoloft is turning you into a zombie. Discontinuing taking the medication usually reverses this side effect, provided your psychiatrist can advise you to stop taking the drug before you de-brain him.
by Rellik Uzi September 11, 2010