by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010
n. A fart or series of farts (plu. Pilot Farts), that exist in the bowel ahead of a piece of crap (ass-tern) that virtually escort a large clump of faeces through the colon and out of the anus. They are most recognisable when one feels the need to have a dump and a series of pre-farts begin evacuating the ass hole. Scientists believe this is due to the plunger or piston mechanism of the faecal loaf seal that compresses and forces air through the bowels.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
A notable feature of the Pilot Fart, is the remarkably nauseating and revoltingly disgusting smell they discharge. This is believed to be as a result of the fart having direct physical contact with the faecal loaf while inside the rectum, which causes micro particles of crap to dislodge and become airborne and suspended in the fart - which is detected once the ejected fart enters the nasal cavity of the 'smeller', lodging itself on the sensory cells and being absorbed into the 'smellers' blood stream.
The name Pilot Fart is believed to have originated due to the manner in which the flatulent air runs ahead of the turd, much like a wide load lorry or an escorting tug boat.
"I think I need to use the bathroom soon. I'm starting to have pilot farts"
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
"Here I sit, broken hearted
Went to s*** but Pilot farted.
Now's the time, to take my chance,
went to fart but s*** my pants."
by Refreshment Boxx October 22, 2013
n. - The act of defecating in a toilet by sitting normally and taking four 90 degree rotated seatings, each seating involving partial defecation.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
The end result is faeces deposited on four parts of the toilet bowl, much like a compass.
A childish prank.
Similar to back straddling.
by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010
A cable is a long piece of faeces which is partially ejected from the anus.
Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).
After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
Generally, the rule is that a cable must be of such length that is is touching the water whilst still coming out of the anus. (This is prevalent in toilets which only fill the lower faecal cavity with water, not half fill like in the Unites States).
After defecation, the toilet may require several flushes to allow for the process of hydraulic action to break down your massive monolith and remove it from the bowl.
"Move out my way, I'm killing for a cable."
"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
"Damn, I had to flush the toilet five times to try and get that cable down."
by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010
v. - The process of digging through roadside hard collection or inorganics for items. Given that the piles of items are rubbish and are to be discarded, any individual that searches through the rubbish is likely to, when asked, say that he/she is just 'boking froo' (a play on 'poking through').
One can be forgiven for passing a pile of inorganics and sighting an item of interest that is in plain view then taking it. However, there is a step between taking items from the surface of the pile in plane view and boking froo looking for more junk to fill your back yard up with.
One of the big problems with Boking Froo that Councils and Counties are facing is the unnecessary spreading of inorganic rubbish from what was a neat and tidy pile into strewn out fields of litter.
One can be forgiven for passing a pile of inorganics and sighting an item of interest that is in plain view then taking it. However, there is a step between taking items from the surface of the pile in plane view and boking froo looking for more junk to fill your back yard up with.
One of the big problems with Boking Froo that Councils and Counties are facing is the unnecessary spreading of inorganic rubbish from what was a neat and tidy pile into strewn out fields of litter.
Q) Excuse me sir can I ask what you are doing outside my house?
A) Oh sorry sir, I am just boking froo da hard collection looking for fings.
Q) Go on get out of here. Scram!
A) Oh sorry sir, I am just boking froo da hard collection looking for fings.
Q) Go on get out of here. Scram!
by Refreshment Boxx November 03, 2013
Refers to instances where between encounters with a person, you notice that they have put on a considerable amount of weight in circumstances where it is only possible for that person to have eaten a substantial amount of food. The only way to get so large is for that person to have gotten 'on the meal' or 'hitting the meal'.
Wow look at old Alison, she looks like she's been on the meal.
Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.
Q) Have you seen Janet recently?
A) No.
Q) Yeah well she's massive. Must have really been on the meal quite a bit.
by Refreshment Boxx November 03, 2013
Pronoun. - Negrox or NegroxNT, (TM) is the medication one takes after a Negrotomy.
Prescription medicine available from most negrologists, it overcomes the side effects of negrolysis and maintains regular levels of negrality within the host.
Prescription medicine available from most negrologists, it overcomes the side effects of negrolysis and maintains regular levels of negrality within the host.
by Refreshment Boxx April 04, 2010