A skunk ape is a hairy, stinky animal who roams the hills of Southen Maryland. A skunk ape tends to deny the fact that they are a skunk ape, often becoming aggressive with his less stinky prey who are only trying to warn others of the dangers surrounding this disgusting creature. Skunk apes generally are named Shawn (Sorry, its just a fact). They also tend to be extreme try-hards who feast on the blood of un-pubertized female humans
Dude, Shawn's been stinkin a lot more lately, I think he's a straight skunk ape.