Definitions by Redeeris

Coffee Crumpet

The anus.

It looks like that fellow's coffee crumpet has taken a firm pummelling.

Have you seen the size of that coffee crumpet?

Coffee Crumpet by Redeeris November 2, 2010

Bum Dough 

Yet another inapproriate term for "poo".

He made a massive bum dough in the toilet.

He made little people out of his bum dough.

Bum Dough by Redeeris October 7, 2010

Fail fog

A fart.

He made some fail fog in the lift and everyone loved it.

Who made some fail fog?

Fail fog by Redeeris October 7, 2010