1 definition by Rebecca Goldschmidt
Verb - To confuse condiments with condoms and quickly realize after your annual physical that there is indeed a difference.
Noun - One who twaits.
Noun - One who twaits.
"Dude, I smell like a ballpark. I must've twaited last night. Well, hopefully those antibiotics work again."
"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."
"Please, for the sake of those around you, do not be a twait."
by Rebecca Goldschmidt June 8, 2007