A Fulltime professional gamer who uses a drip while raiding so he doesn't have to move while killing bosses in naxx. He also has a bucket under his chair for dropping bombs in. He has an evil brother Skrom who he plays snakes and ladders with if a blackout occurs.
"Hey Sazbawt did your rank13 shaman lose to a lvl 59?"
"ahh no i was totally eating nacho's and raiding on another server with my toes....Hey Skrom we should totally have a lan rave and invite the guild"