3 definitions by Realmen.Inc
When a woman kisses a man as an act of love, but results in the death of the man shortly thereafter (usually within 5 hours). Even if the kiss doesn't directly kill the victim, the death of the kissed man will still be caused by the doombitch.
However, the kiss of the doombitch will also ensure the kissed to die gloriously. Whether it is to stop a plane from being hijacked or stopping a meteor with your bare hands, a single moment of extreme manlyness and power is guarantied.
The term "doombitch" was spawned as a joke on the /a/ board of the (in)famous site 4chan.org, a place of great win and fail alike. An anonymous, a user of the site, joked about the death of a main character in the popular anime "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann". He was kissed by Yoko, one of the other main characters, and died in glorious battle. The loss of the main character was so surprising and unimaginable that Yoko was blamed for his death. The typical doombitch is kindhearted, sexy and interested in the victim - criteria which closely match Yoko herself.
Once you're jinxed by a doombitch, there is no turning back. You can only pray that your moment of death and glory was grander than the previous guy.
However, the kiss of the doombitch will also ensure the kissed to die gloriously. Whether it is to stop a plane from being hijacked or stopping a meteor with your bare hands, a single moment of extreme manlyness and power is guarantied.
The term "doombitch" was spawned as a joke on the /a/ board of the (in)famous site 4chan.org, a place of great win and fail alike. An anonymous, a user of the site, joked about the death of a main character in the popular anime "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann". He was kissed by Yoko, one of the other main characters, and died in glorious battle. The loss of the main character was so surprising and unimaginable that Yoko was blamed for his death. The typical doombitch is kindhearted, sexy and interested in the victim - criteria which closely match Yoko herself.
Once you're jinxed by a doombitch, there is no turning back. You can only pray that your moment of death and glory was grander than the previous guy.
-Damn that doombitch, she did it again! FU¤#!
-Yeah, yeah calm down. What are you rambling on about.
-She kissed Mark 3 hours ago! And guess what; he died in a restaurant after killing the top mafia families in this city with his teeth.
-I-I just kissed her 15 minutes ago, but it was only for a moment so...
-DAMN THAT DOOMBITCH!
-Yeah, yeah calm down. What are you rambling on about.
-She kissed Mark 3 hours ago! And guess what; he died in a restaurant after killing the top mafia families in this city with his teeth.
-I-I just kissed her 15 minutes ago, but it was only for a moment so...
-DAMN THAT DOOMBITCH!
by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008
A japanese anime produced by GAINAX in 2007. Has achieved great fame on the internet in a short time. Thought the show itself was popular and overall very good, the sheer level of epic and manlyness caused many watchers to hype the series.
No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.
Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.
No one is exactly sure why this is, but Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann is said to be the true definition of the term "epic". Viewers are advised to be cautious.
Whether or not you decide to watch the anime, it's important to note that if you try it out, you will never look at sunglasses the same way you used to.
Sunglasses, real men, half naked chicks, galaxy sized robots, epic speeches, from boy to man themes, identity problems. This is the recipe of TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGANN.
"What the hell do you think this is!?"
"What the hell do you think this is!?"
by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008
In the popular multiplayer shooter Team Fortress 2(tm) made by Valve(tm), spies are a nuisance. They run around, backstabs players and disguises as players. But above all else, they are SAPPIN' MAH SENTRY!
An engineer builds stuff. A spy saps the stuff the engineer builds, and utterly destroys it in a matter of seconds. Naturally, they are really annoying. The engineer thinks so as well. That's why he yells out "Spy's sappin' mah sentry" in pure fear and helplessness.
Also the inspiration to "spy's a spy!", created using digital soundboards.
The phrase is mostly used to describe a sense of fear, despair or pure hate when someone completely ruins whatever you're trying to accomplish.
An engineer builds stuff. A spy saps the stuff the engineer builds, and utterly destroys it in a matter of seconds. Naturally, they are really annoying. The engineer thinks so as well. That's why he yells out "Spy's sappin' mah sentry" in pure fear and helplessness.
Also the inspiration to "spy's a spy!", created using digital soundboards.
The phrase is mostly used to describe a sense of fear, despair or pure hate when someone completely ruins whatever you're trying to accomplish.
by Realmen.Inc May 8, 2008