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A small, hillbilly town in North Texas, often confused for being part of Lake Worth. This town packed to the brim with racist old people and random white kids trying to talk up their high school with previous urban dictionary terms.
This town is popular for shooting down any tax proposals that will actually better this shit stain of a town because the folk want to “Keep the town small”
In this town there was also a popular chicken fucking rumor (Where a video of a student fucking a chicken was shared around the district) surrounding the tiny high school in town, ruining its reputation for that year, which doesn’t matter because the towns only high school is a broken down cesspool of country students who WILL call any POC a slur.
This town is also known for highly idolizing the High school football team, and celebrating their mascot (that is a stolen jpeg of a green hornet) named “Buzzy”. This town hosts festivals, does bake sales, and only supports the football team like some weird cult. No other school elective or event is supported like this and teachers often have to pay for their own supplies because of everything being spent on a dwindling football team. (R.I.P the schools dying art department and crumbling walls)
So if you see Azle on your road trip, just take in how it looks like any other random small town you drive through, and pray you don’t witness one of the drunk locals from Lynns saloon running in the street straight into your car! Have a nice trip!
This town is popular for shooting down any tax proposals that will actually better this shit stain of a town because the folk want to “Keep the town small”
In this town there was also a popular chicken fucking rumor (Where a video of a student fucking a chicken was shared around the district) surrounding the tiny high school in town, ruining its reputation for that year, which doesn’t matter because the towns only high school is a broken down cesspool of country students who WILL call any POC a slur.
This town is also known for highly idolizing the High school football team, and celebrating their mascot (that is a stolen jpeg of a green hornet) named “Buzzy”. This town hosts festivals, does bake sales, and only supports the football team like some weird cult. No other school elective or event is supported like this and teachers often have to pay for their own supplies because of everything being spent on a dwindling football team. (R.I.P the schools dying art department and crumbling walls)
So if you see Azle on your road trip, just take in how it looks like any other random small town you drive through, and pray you don’t witness one of the drunk locals from Lynns saloon running in the street straight into your car! Have a nice trip!
“The city hall in Azle is proposing a tax raise to help the school get it’s needed repairs”
The town of Azle- “Nah fuck that, keep the town small and get out of my taxes, but we will be okay with the school buying ONE 20,000$+ bus for only the football team to use!”
The town of Azle- “Nah fuck that, keep the town small and get out of my taxes, but we will be okay with the school buying ONE 20,000$+ bus for only the football team to use!”
by Realistically defined August 13, 2022