2 definitions by Realboii

A girl with a disturbing sense of humour. She is a horrible person, has no ass and has a flat chest. She ain’t afraid to hurt anyone’s feelings, and will drag her friends along with her. Once you become her friend, there is NO turning back.
Haley: oh yeah that girl is a Malena.

Maria: hah good luck dealing with THAT
by Realboii September 16, 2019
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A guy that's everything and got the biggest dick in the world and would really lay a hoe down
Wow realboii glo is so cute
by Realboii August 14, 2017
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