2 definitions by RealYugoslav223
Koljenović is the biggest and most respected sandžak last name in the world. Koljenović is a royal family that descended from lions in medieval Yugoslavia, they were seen as much too powerful to be kept as normal beasts so they were transformed into gods. Now Koljenović are known for enormous cocks and staggering height.
Koljenovic, to belong to a royal family
Albanian 1: “Hey let’s go rob that guy”
Albanian 2: “ Are you kidding me? He’s koljenović!”
Albanian 3: “Run before he rips our balls off!”
Albanian 1: “Hey let’s go rob that guy”
Albanian 2: “ Are you kidding me? He’s koljenović!”
Albanian 3: “Run before he rips our balls off!”
by RealYugoslav223 December 16, 2020
Hotić is notably the largest gypsy tribe in Nothern Macedonia. Descending from an incest family in Uzbekistan, Hotić have the highest birth defect rate in the world. Common Hot traditions include an annual nephew-uncle kissing competition, and an intense anal cavity resizing ceremony. It’s been proven that most descendants of Hotić have 12 toes, or a few extra chromosomes.
by RealYugoslav223 December 30, 2021