Reagan Reagan Reagan's definitions

gettin' a Guttenberg

Receiving a blowjob in public, while sitting behind a desk or in front of a podium, so that the person adminstering the blowjob is hidden. (ala Steve Guttenberg in the film "Police Academy.")

President Clinton was gettin' a Guttenberg while giving the State of the Union address.

by Reagan Reagan Reagan July 30, 2008

titty knived

The experience of having someone make a promise and not come through on it.

"The band said they were going to show up tonight, but they never did. I got titty knived."

by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 28, 2007

Tennessee Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of a bear.

"If Roe v. Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a Tennessee abortion."

by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 29, 2007