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Among the various other classifications which most personalities fall within during their state of inebriation, This is the rarest type of drunk, And should be cherished as such.

The Giggly Drunk aka Happy drunk is going to make social drinking a memorable and positive experience for everybody whom their drunken puns, and stupefied giggles meet.

You’ll know when you come across a Giggly Drunk Befriend them, And hold onto them forever.

The Giggly Drunk is most often the quiet and reserved individual’s alter drunken personality.

During the initial stages of inebriation this personality type will show it’s true nature; However, As thier intoxication increases they may yet again become quiet and reserved.

Individuals with the Giggly Drunk personality type are often highly intelligent, and articulate in thier non intoxicated state.
Stacy is such a Giggly Drunk, I love taking her drinking.
by ReactorCoreMemedown July 31, 2018
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In this instance referring to online and over the phone retail sales.

A Wheezer is a customer who attempts to get the absolute lowest price on an item they desire by going back and forth between two or more retail companies, Using the previous company’s quoted price as leverage on the next company until eventually neither company will go any lower in price.

They are informally known as a Wheezer among the retail worker community due to the excessive effort they put into being a cheapskate.

It’s also an indirect reference to the stereotypical personality type of a Wheezer Which is often perceived as an obese, Low income, Caucasian couple, With various health issues, A sedentary lifestyle, And breathing issues caused by being overweight.
P2: Hey John, You have a customer asking for you on line 4, Says his name is Mike J.

P1: Dammit, It’s that damn Wheezer trying to knock the bottom out of our prices, Tell him to fuck off.

*Black-List his caller ID*
by ReactorCoreMemedown December 2, 2018
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