Definitions by Razor Jones

Splitcock 

To tell someone to use their imagination. In effect, most people, at least normal, non-homoerotic sadists, wouldn't know what a split cock looks like, so they'd have to use their imagination.

"Hey Jimmy, I heard that there's going to be a comic book about gay school children trapped in Hell, what do you think that'll be like?"
"Splitcock."
"What?"
"Use your imagination fucktard."

Splitcock by Razor Jones November 25, 2006

cannondick 

When you bust a nut the size of a nuke. Kind of like Saddam Hussemien. Or, in the noun form, a dick bigger than the rocket launcher in Halo.

1. They call me cannondick because it takes more than one lick.
2. I just cannondicked all over her. Sick.
3. I've got a cannondick, like Nick Cannon on Niagra Viagra.

cannondick by Razor Jones June 11, 2006