a dirty sanchez is when you have anal sex and she poops on your dick and you wipe it across her upper lip leaving a mustache.
My chick had the poops lastnight and pooped on my weirner so i had to pay her back and give her a dirty sanchez!
when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.
Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!
when you fart and green diahria runs down the side of your leg and hits your sock.
Dude i just aliened that one.. go get some tissues.
When your doing a chick from behind and you have your buddies stand outside and when you give them a signal the come in and turn on the light and you have to try and hang on for 8 seconds.
Dude i almost got 8 seconds that time.
when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.
Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight
A stinky Rotten Crotch
I tried to go down stairs on your girlfriend but she had RC.
when you get a stinky ass fart and you cup it in your hand and throw it in someone's face.
I just cooped Millers mom.
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