Definitions by Ray1282
northern wanker
Anyone above the midlands in England. They are all farmers and wifebeaters, and wear wellington boots to social activities. Watch Coronation Street.
Northern Wanker: "Alight deeerrr louv coulde get me'a bruuuu aaye?"
Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"
Translated: "Could you get me a cup of tea please?"
northern wanker by Ray1282 July 19, 2006