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Definitions by Rawson

vanilla lesbianism 

The state at which girls (usually young) enjoy practising some form of lesbianism, usually only on a whim to try it out.

This is the best sort of lesbianism.
Damn them girls is hot, maybe we can get them to try a little vanilla ice on this extra special occasion.
vanilla lesbianism by Rawson October 6, 2003

the online net 

the online net by Rawson September 29, 2003

crotch monkeys 

The power of a computer, usually only a laptop computer. Strangely linked with the idea of cogs whirring in a human mind, the crotch monkeys do the sums inside the laptop. The more crotch monkeys - the faster the machine, and vice versa.
Jesus, look at that brand new apple jobbie, think how many crotch monkeys that fuck's got.
crotch monkeys by Rawson September 21, 2003

phat pipe 

A high speed internet connection - for example a digital subscriber like, or cable broadband.
Damn man' get that sweet ass off a pr0n site using yo' wicked-fly phat pipe.

Watch that download, itl rape yo' phat pipe.
phat pipe by Rawson July 27, 2003