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Appstinate

The stubborn refusal to give into the ever-growing plague of phone apps, based on an enlightened understanding of their redundant, siloed, and often privacy-invading nature.

Used to describe someone who actively rebels against the tsunami of bloatware, refuses to be another sheep in the herd of app redundancy, and generally believes that smartphones were better when they weren't weighed down by a million "essential" apps.

Note: Appstinate individuals may experience higher levels of battery life, reduced screen time, and a smug sense of superiority when hearing complaints about storage space. Side effects may include missing out on fleeting app trends that nobody remembers after two weeks.
Mike's appstinate attitude means his phone has more free storage than the entire App Store.

While everyone else was busy downloading the newest fad app, Jenna remained proudly appstinate, recognizing that she didn't need another digital leech sucking her battery and personal data.

Just because there's an app for that doesn't mean you need it. Be appstinate. Resist the urge.
by Raul Terra October 30, 2023
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vebacon

1. A person who primarily follows a vegan diet but makes an exception for bacon, blending the words "vegan" and "bacon" to describe their unique dietary choice.
2. An individual who identifies with the vegan lifestyle and ethos but cannot resist the allure of bacon, thus incorporating it as the sole animal product in their otherwise plant-based diet.

**Examples in a sentence**:

- "I thought I was the only one who loved plant-based meals but couldn't give up bacon until I met another vebacon at the brunch spot!"
- "As a vebacon, finding restaurants that cater to my specific diet can be a challenge, but it's all worth it for that occasional slice of bacon."
I thought I was the only one who loved plant-based meals but couldn't give up bacon until I met another vebacon at the brunch spot!
by Raul Terra February 12, 2024
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Catling Gun

An unspayed cat that is continuously birthing litters of kittens.
Our Catling Gun Lavender got knocked up by the neighborhood tomcat yet again while still nursing her litter before we could get her fixed.
by Raul Terra March 13, 2021
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Anal Ring

Anal rings are intermediate in complexity between the more extensive set around Saturn and the simpler systems around Jupiter and Neptune.
by Raul Terra November 4, 2020
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malaprobism

Honey, I find your malaprobisms endearing, but your connector is upside down.
by Raul Terra June 26, 2023
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undivorced

1. A term describing a couple who, despite being profoundly unhappy in their marriage, haven't mustered the courage to get divorced. They often continue to live as a married couple due to societal pressure, shared responsibilities, or the fear of the unknown.

2. Describes a couple who, for all intents and purposes, are separated but are legally still married. This could be due to various reasons, such as financial complexities, the welfare of children involved, or simply due to an inability to finalize the divorce proceedings.
Sarah and John have been living separate lives for years, but they haven't officially split up. They're basically undivorced.
by Raul Terra June 1, 2023
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Lutemaize

Hominy made with lye like the way lutefisk is fish treated with lye.
The lutemaize we served at Thanksgiving dinner turned our silverware black.
by Raul Terra March 13, 2021
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