4 definitions by RationalTruth
Jimmy the atheist was a homosexual type 1. He regularly went to gay parades and got his anus fucked and gaped by random men. He would also regularly go onto to chat rooms to rant about how much sane and normal people hate gays. Well Jimmy, is it a wonder why so many people hate gays when you're out anal fucking each other in public?
Jimmy later responded to such replies by going out in public and shitting as one of his atheist friends anal fucked him simultaneously.
Jimmy later responded to such replies by going out in public and shitting as one of his atheist friends anal fucked him simultaneously.
by RationalTruth June 18, 2012
Khamual describes any atheist douchebag who goes around trying to act intelligent but just comes off as a prick who fails all the time. Also describes any disturbed person who wears sunglasses while shaking their head left to right as they play Lord of the Rings and wank of to Frodo whilst simultaneously shouting out, "Pwn me butthorn, you're my worst nightmare!"
So named after a user on a forum that is now defunct.
So named after a user on a forum that is now defunct.
Guy1: "God help us! It's a Khamaul!"
Guy2: (Shoots himself)
The Khamaul: Hey guys what up? I walk past that ice cream shop and gave the man in there a scary look! He looked scared! That'll teach him to bumfuck me!"
Guy1:(Prays to God) "Please God kill me!" (A huge rock from nowhere lands on Guy1 answering his pray)
The Khamaul: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! What up?"
Guy2: (Shoots himself)
The Khamaul: Hey guys what up? I walk past that ice cream shop and gave the man in there a scary look! He looked scared! That'll teach him to bumfuck me!"
Guy1:(Prays to God) "Please God kill me!" (A huge rock from nowhere lands on Guy1 answering his pray)
The Khamaul: "LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! What up?"
by RationalTruth August 28, 2014
The first book in the Bible. Contains some truths much to the angst of the angry edgy internet teenage atheists.
The Flood for example, did occur but wasn't a world wide flood and is believed, by some geologists, to be the flood that occurred by the rising Black Sea (also known as the Black Sea deluge hypothesis) whilst others attribute the story of the flood to the rising level of sea water after the Ice Age.
This, along with Hinduism and ancient Babylonian religion mentioning the flood story (with many similarities to the Genesis account) shows that there likely was a flood of some sort that a man and his family survived.
The Flood for example, did occur but wasn't a world wide flood and is believed, by some geologists, to be the flood that occurred by the rising Black Sea (also known as the Black Sea deluge hypothesis) whilst others attribute the story of the flood to the rising level of sea water after the Ice Age.
This, along with Hinduism and ancient Babylonian religion mentioning the flood story (with many similarities to the Genesis account) shows that there likely was a flood of some sort that a man and his family survived.
There are some truths in Genesis. Other parts of Genesis are symbolic.
Origen was a third century Christian who worked out that Genesis was metaphorical.
"For who that has understanding will suppose that the first and second and third day existed without a sun and moon and stars and that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance and not literally." ~ Origen
Origen was a third century Christian who worked out that Genesis was metaphorical.
"For who that has understanding will suppose that the first and second and third day existed without a sun and moon and stars and that the first day was, as it were, also without a sky? I do not suppose that anyone doubts that these things figuratively indicate certain mysteries, the history having taken place in appearance and not literally." ~ Origen
by RationalTruth August 28, 2014
The Fallout's that are good are the ones not made by Bethesda, they ruined the franchise with Fallout 3. It was dumbed down, had clunky combat and the world was completely empty and not worth exploring.
by RationalTruth June 15, 2014