Middle Aged Couple; usually found at concerts like Disturbed, Default, Godsmack or System of a Down. Usually try to "punk it out" with the kids, but fail miserably when assimilated into a moshpit and forced to flee under a hail of teenagers.
Mrs. Mickle: Whoo! isn't this fun, George!" * waves hands and dances to a metal drum solo *
Mr. Mickle: Yeah, this is amazing! what a righteous band!
Mrs. Mickle: Wait! what are those people doing? Oh no! they're heading straight for us!
Mr. Mickle: Run! Save yours- * is crushed *