8 definitions by Randomidous®

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(pooh-nyeh-tah) (spanish) - Usually negative expressing agitation or disappointment, also used to express excitement or astonishment. See also damn - typically an interjection synonmous with coño , or used in situations where coño may also be appropriate or substituted. When used as 'la puñeta', or 'hacer la puñeta' it refers to the act of self-masturbation i.e. jacking off.

This is derivative of the spanish word for fist 'puño', where la puñeta is defined as the thing you do with your fist. i.e. fisting off which is considered vulgar because it ellicites an image of a man stroking his penis with his fist to a point of climax.

Boricua1: Puñeta!! bro, did you see that chair fly right by my head!!
Boricua2: Nah, you've been watching too much Harry Potthead.
by Randomidous® January 01, 2006
1. a person from Spain or a person whose ethnic composition is primarily derived of ancestors from Spain. (For this reason people from Latin America cannot necessarily be considered Spainsh see Note)

2. a latin-based language used mostly in Spain and many countries in Latin America. Spanish is also very widely spoken in parts of the Pacific (i.e. the Philippines) , and Africa (i.e. Morocco). Countries in Latin America like Mexico and Puerto Rico speak highly colloquialized variations of Spanish infused over generations with local native and colonial era slave dialects, these variations however are still considered Spanish; for example, it would be inapproprite to suggest that someone 'speaks Mexican.'

3. of or related to Spain.

*Note: This does not apply to people from Latin America, Despite popular/ignorant belief: Latin Americans are not 'Spanish' in this sense, even though many speak Spanish.

Latin America consists of many ethnicities, including European (Spanish, Portuguese, British, French, Deutsch mostly), African, Amerindian (or 'Natives of the Americas' for the less educated), Arab and even Asian (how did the Japenese end up in Chile anyway?)

While Spanish is the language spoken in most Latin American countries, the term Latin used for Latinos stems from the fact that many other latin based languages are spoken in this region of the world i.e. Spanish, Portuguese, French and Italian. For the same reason European countries who speak Latin languages can technically be considered Latin also, however Latin is more encompassing than Latino which refers directly to people from Latin America.

Calling someone Spanish who is from Latin America without further information of their ancestory is sign of disintelligence.
Boy1: Are you Spanish or Guatemalan?
Girl2: Do I look Mayan too you? I am from Madrid.

Boy1: Hey dont be speaking to me in the Mexican!
Girl2: I don't speak Mexican. I speak Spanish.
by Randomidous® January 01, 2006
(ran-dum-i-dus) n. a mental disorder usualy found in highly distracted indivudals characterized by socially unacceptiable (strange) activity, speaking or thinking out of context, drawing on napkins, walls, and small animals, inability to sleep. Often perceived as anti-social or misunderstood. Individuals with this disorder may experience hallucenations, creative diarreah, and may say random things and make random voices at any given time. Individuals with Randomidous should be handled with extreme care to avoid combustion.

(Randomidous is always capitalized)
Girl1: My homie always tripping out and saying weird things that dont make anysense.
Girl2: Damn she prolly got Randomidous. I heard its like ADD only worse.
by Randomidous® October 09, 2005
a euphamastic (friendly) way to say that someone is stoopid and is spreading their stoopidty around the world like vix vapor rub.

Where higher education is the attainment of greater knowledge and understanding, disintelligence is the digression of higher thinking through the spread of ignorance.
Girl1: Your disintelligence is polluting the gene pool. Please go play on a freeway.

Boy1: Whatever you say Biatch.
by Randomidous® January 01, 2006
a cooperative environment for fraternity brothers to expand on their abilities and understanding of the universe.

Boy1: Im thinking about pledging XXX
Boy2: Yeah thatd be hot. Are you gonna live in their frat house too?
by Randomidous® January 01, 2006
a phrase meaning literally -- Im just trying to do MY thang - usually seeking empathy from another person or person(s) or attempting to justify one's actions or words. see also: I'm just trying to handle my biz, minding my biz.
Girl: I saw you at church the other day acting a fool.
Dude: Just tryna get in where I fit in.
by Randomidous® October 09, 2005
millionster (mil-yun-stur) noun 1. an individual who in their lifetime will eventually become a millionaire. 2. a person on the path of financial enlightenment and stability. 3. someone who knows how to hustle money. see also Hustler. antonym of zeroster
ex 1. Yo kid, that boy is coming up in the world, he's a straight millionster.

ex 2. I paid off all my student loans and I'm on my way to the life of a millionster!

ex 3. Johnny's last name is cash and he's the son of Midas, no matter what he gets into he makes mad bling, a straight millionster son.
by Randomidous® February 15, 2007

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